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The fire you once had is now gone, and your partner no longer satisfies your cravings. But you know what can? Pizza.
After living away from home for three days, college freshman Caroline Hamilton has completely forgotten about the existence of her mother, Patty Hamilton.
Are you telling me that’s not normal?
I felt sad for the better part of an hour.
Follow these tips and you’ll be back to your factory settings - just in time for date night.